Me not responding for 5 minutes doesn’t mean I’m trying to ignore you. You asking if I’m bored, annoyed, or ignoring you makes me actively try to ignore you.
If I thought it was worth mentioning that you’re attractive/interesting/funny or that I’d want to hug/kiss/fuck you, or that you’re friend/dating/relationship material, you’d fucking know without having to pry and be petty/annoying/dumbasfuck.
God damn I was thinking it was time to hop off the single bus. But the first chick in a while interested in me and I get this? Yeah… no.