College be like


Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via ronnyknuckles)


who am i kidding the only exercise i need is sex

(via ironbornasha)


Me not responding for 5 minutes doesn’t mean I’m trying to ignore you. You asking if I’m bored, annoyed, or ignoring you makes me actively try to ignore you.


If I thought it was worth mentioning that you’re attractive/interesting/funny or that I’d want to hug/kiss/fuck you, or that you’re friend/dating/relationship material, you’d fucking know without having to pry and be petty/annoying/dumbasfuck.

God damn I was thinking it was time to hop off the single bus. But the first chick in a while interested in me and I get this? Yeah… no.