basedheisenberg:

"Doubling the minimum wage will create thousands of new jobs and boost local economies thanks to everyone having more money!"

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(via vikinglily)

There are so many gorgeous foxy mommas my age on tinder, and not in a good way

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(via bootyghost)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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(via revengeofthemudbutt)

pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

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Yes

(via cosplaining)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via letsbeinfinitemel)

"If you leave, please stay gone"

Cc (six word story)

(Source: barefootcoyotechild, via freexcitizen)